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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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dip shit

by Grim_walker66 February 26, 2021
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freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.
Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.
by DJ dick gobbler September 25, 2022
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shit group

A group set up by a few (who have the opposite view), to eventually troll a certain group of people with usually similar strong thoughts or beliefs.
Did you see the reaction of those Biden supporters? They lost it when we changed the title to "Trump 2020 for life".
Yeah, I set up the shit group "Biden 2020" before he was even the Democratic candidate.
by O4DEP November 21, 2020
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Shit

The current itemshop rotation in Fortnite Battle Royal.
The "Shit" is the shop being filled with crossovers.
by flinsky December 25, 2023
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Shit show

Applebee’s is a complete shit show 99.97% of the Time.
by Rigidy wrecked December 2, 2018
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Shit mouth

A person whom cannot resist shit from falling out of their mouth. Constantly talking of things that do not concern them.
He told another tall tale on Ricky, what a shit mouth. Can’t he mind his own business?
by Josh Cause December 12, 2018
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