When dad sits at chair goes in between toes and grabs the cheese. Usually after he sniffs to make sure that’s what it is.
by Iliketreetrunksandtoecheeze January 17, 2025
Get the Toecheeze mug.Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
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A person or thing that has passed through many struggles and difficult periods, becoming stronger and more stable with each challenge, and finally achieving success.
After years of pain and effort, she became a true tarchi.
He tarchied through every obstacle and never gave up.
He tarchied through every obstacle and never gave up.
by tarchi_creator January 27, 2026
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by Cody “ManLove” Wyoming January 30, 2026
Get the Torcing It mug.The most attractive and atheltic person you must know. He is so underrated and kind to his firends and very loyal. If you know a Tochi then you are very lucky. He particularly like basketball then football.
Your friend's such a Tochi!
by erufo January 31, 2026
Get the Tochi mug.A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.
Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.
Me: Huh?
Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!
Me: Wow. will try it.
Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!
by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026
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