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The pinnacle of human beings, they just wake up and piss excellence. Anybody called a Top Ape is just built differently, being called himathy is an understatement.
I played siege and top ape carried the team.
Top Ape by GreaseGator May 30, 2026
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Peeing while a bidet shoots up your butt
I owe sitting down with my Toto washlet so I can enjoy a top up.
Top Up by Name12399 June 14, 2026

Top of the Pops

Hold tight, now we're on our own
Cue light, now it's ready to roll
Tonight, how I've waited for aggravated for years
It's fun, oh I just can't wait
Hold on, do I look up to date
Your on, I'll do anything if that's the right thing to see
Does it matter what is shown
Just as long as everyone knows
What is selling what to buy
The stock market for your hi fi
Take the money, leave the box
Everybody's on top of the pops
There's one, born every day
Sing song, then fade away
Ding dong, what's the future in the pop music industry
Alright, so you make the grade
Hold tight, to the buck you made
Just wait, you been rated for constipated peak viewing time
Does it matter what is shown
Just as long as everyone knows
What's in fashion what is seen
On the front of a television screen
Take the money, leave the box
Everybody's on top of the pops
Hold tight, now we're on our own
Cue light, now it's ready to roll
Tonight, how I've waited for aggravated for years
It's fun, oh I just can't wait
Hold on, do I look up to date
Your on, I'll do anything if that's the right thing to see
Does it matter what is shown
Just as long as everyone knows
What is selling what to buy
The stock market for your hi fi
Take the money, leave the box
Everybody's on top of the pops
Pay the money, watch the box
Everybody's on top of the pops
Everybody's on top of the pops

Top-Tier Turkey Teeth

Are not just the run‑of‑the‑mill Turkey‑teeth veneers. They’re more pricier, upmarket titanium implants, which cost about three times as much. They still come off with that Turkey‑teeth, too‑white, over‑polished fake look, but they can last a lot longer and look a bit better.
His girlfriend posted a picture of him online next to a dog, both smiling—with him showing his top-tier Turkey teeth for a laugh.

Coal Top 

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
Coal Top by goose_on_a_roof October 8, 2020

Service Top 

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them
“So I got laid the other night”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”
Service Top by Acousticclarinet July 29, 2018
Word of the Day on January 2, 2026