Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.

I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

Ukrainian Surprise

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.

Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise

by Hollarado January 11, 2009

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008

Sweet Potato Surprise

When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex

by Ms. Garret October 3, 2010

Surprise Me

Something you say when you aren't sure of what to type, usually with hilarious and bogus results.

Hmm... I'm not sure of what to type... Guess I'll just type "in surprise me!"

by dreadlordhg November 30, 2016

Eskimo Surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by Sheep with one testicle July 23, 2008

Salty Surprise

When you bite into a tortilla chip and get a really salty pocket.

Wow my tongue wasn't ready for that salty surprise.

I went to the party with James and he gave me a real salty surprise.

by that handle is already used by March 7, 2018