Sperm

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.

- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.

by kubik2233 March 21, 2017

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

spermacist

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.

That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.

by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

sperm specks

When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.

Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!

by Sir. Queefs-a-lot July 4, 2017

Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

Sperm

1. The product of intense pleasure.
2. The beginning of endless misery.

Sperm is either the best thing ever, or the worst

by Cyanide man January 17, 2018