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Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.
He is a total meat sponge!
by LarryNash September 3, 2020
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Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020
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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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Lung Sponge

The sponge-like substance in your lung
"I'm going to rip out your lung sponge if your not careful."
"No!! Spare my lung sponge!"
by shadoedoe March 3, 2021
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Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.
Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom
by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021
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Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!
by Congressmen February 9, 2021
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