Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 11, 2018

Self-liberating

What females who claim to be female's liberators often are.

Aileen Cust was everything the female's liberator wanted to be, but wasn't. There was too much suspicion about the females liberator's life to be ignored, and really she was the self-liberating, self-serving kind of person.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

self cred

The internal equivalent of street cred. Believing in your own worth and value. A quote that doesn't use the word but expresses the concept is James Baldwin's "It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I'd been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here."

I was always quiet because I had no self cred.
I didn't believe in myself, I had no self cred.

by rjcarpenter January 28, 2018

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 5, 2021

Self-Restraint

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.

I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.

by TerrifiedDad42 May 2, 2022

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer)

a big, large, nasty, gigantic creature closely related to the Cthulu family feats include: whipping out the dinosaurs with one lick, eating planes of existence, and being the largest thing known to creation.

Six (self-entitled famous youtube influencer) just ate the outerversal plane of existence and he's back for earth run!!!!!

by October 16, 2021