Reverse Self Irrigator 

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

Reverse Self Irrigator by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Higher Self 

When one has achieved the goal of infinitely acknowledging the present as it happens...

You may have just found out that you have achieved your Higher Self lol

Higher Self by The Second One? March 18, 2019

mindless self indulgence 

one of the best punk/breakbeat industrial bands ever. known for lives shows where in some cases Jimmy Urine (singer) pisses on himself and makes out with the crowd

im going to the MSI show this friday and i hope Jimmy pisses on my face

mindless self indulgence by pete December 15, 2003

note to self 

Expression used as an aside in conversation as a self-reminder for future reference.

The phrase is a tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement of our era of Daytimers, Palm Pilots and other personal organizers. It is said as if the speaker was recording his thoughts on tape or some other medium.

Note to self: don't mention ex-girlfriends on next date.

So ... interested in dessert?

note to self by DrAstroZoom July 9, 2004

Check yo self 

A command that is blurted out, usually angrily, by one individual to another as a condemnation of the latter's behaviour, actions or poor choice of words. Those who indict another with such a phrase normally do so if the said individual has severely offended or insulted them, and are calling upon the individual to think about what they have done and atone for their lack of judgement.

Variations of this phrase, such as "Check yo self foo!" and "Check yo self before ya wreck yo self" are also used to communicate the same message: correct your behaviour (idiot/before you get in trouble)

Check yo self before ya wreck yo self. them shotgun bullets are bad fo' ya health!

Check yo self by Street Shakespeare December 11, 2010

Nagging Self-Awareness 

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.

"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."

Nagging Self-Awareness by WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER May 7, 2008

Up-Thumbing Self 

The act of up thumbing yourself on your own definition on Urban Dictionary after it was approved.

*Opens e-mail*
*Clicks on Urban Dictionary e-mail*

"Thanks for your definition of Up-Thumbing Self!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
(Link here)

Urban Dictionary"

*Clicks link*
*Thumbs self*

Up-Thumbing Self by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009