salty

When someone is butthurt. They're usually selfish and are salty when things don't go their way.

dude 1: but we planned this since yesterday and YOU said you were going to pay
dude 2: sorry, can't go anymore. I got a date with my gf

dude 1: what the h -
dude 3: he's salty

by yullen July 30, 2017

salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident

"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"

by chester224_ March 6, 2017

saltis panchoz

it is an expression that can be used for whatever you want

ohh thats saltis panchoz

by Linneahalldin September 29, 2019

Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

Salty

Smart ass

You are salty as hell.

by Salty Chic August 15, 2017

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018