Idaho Potato Sack

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."

by Perny October 28, 2009

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012

dead in the sack

when both testicles die inside your ball sack because of testicle torsion.

"i spun my balls last night, rolling over, and now i'm dead in the sack"

by rich mal November 30, 2007

two nuts in a sack

two closely related people

you and george are like two nuts in a sack

by neuman March 28, 2005

Bohemian sack lunch

When a guy does not shower for several days and has a gamey crotch, and has a girl go down on him.

"I didn't shower on the whole San Francisco road trip, but I still got Mike's neighbor to give me a bohemian sack lunch"

by Robotmike September 19, 2009

straight from the sack

The art of drinking goon(white wine) straight from the sack/cask, instead of behaving like a civilised human and drinking it from a cup.

"She was so drunk, she started skulling straight from the sack!"

by bearcakes91 April 25, 2009

Ball my Sack

When one screws up a task and gets frustrated.

“Well ball my sack, I just totally messed that shit up.”

“Did you see that ECN that Travis Kyle just released? He really balled my sack.”

by RuckDuck98 June 24, 2019