some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.
“did you see purple suittoday? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”
A male or cis-male teenager who reads books, likes astronomy, believes in magic (to a sense), hypes his friends, anxious, and most importantly, is obsessed with crystals.