Urban Dictionary: Definitions by OmgItsBigBoy

Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.

Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.

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The sexiest man to have ever lived. Everyone loves him. This is no joke.

"Mr. Munford was my teacher last year. He was great."

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"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."

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A term for a very tall male, who particularly has very long legs, and favorly sexy

"They call me Daddy Long Legs because I am sexy and tall!"

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Noun - When you excel 15 mph during intercourse and enter the speed force.

Noun, "That Eugene over there may be a weirdo, but he has a Turbo Dick!"

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