get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot 

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008

I love you like an emo loves tight pants 

its comparing how much you love them. as "emo" ppl typically wear tight pants, you typically love tht type of person those who see u2 together understand ur relationship cuz of how well the 2 of u fit together

Tristan >I love you like an emo loves tight pants!<
Marci >Awe! I love you too!<
*kisses*

I love you like an emo loves tight pants by MikiiRenee December 9, 2010

Banana Pants 

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

Banana Pants by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

pooper pants

Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.

Yo, gurl!! You be lookin' fine as all hell in yo pooper pants! Know what I'm sayin'?

pooper pants by De'Jaun Sumpter September 27, 2006

flash pants

1. A description used for someone who has done better than you, for instance beaten you in a test or something similar. It is generally used when the other person is showing off and rubbing their glory into your face. It is slightly sarcastic and yet praising at the same time.

2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.

1. Amy: Yay! I got 25/25 in my Latin Test Jess!
Jess: Flash pants.

2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!

flash pants by Jessica Winkworth November 5, 2007

skanky pants 

A pair of really dirty, super tight jeans, with random slits just below the ass and a conveniently placed hole at the crotch.

Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.

George:"Hey man, look at those skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."

"Hey there skanky pants"

skanky pants by Slut bag McCracky February 4, 2008

poopy pants prather 

Any person with a proclivity to passing out and taking a shit in their pants after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude, you were being a real "poopy pants prather" last night. My apartment is real tony now because of you.

poopy pants prather by P-Rave April 2, 2009