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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!
A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
by I use bald head September 20, 2019
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Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure
Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.
by Slomer eleven December 15, 2019
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Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010
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Dan Man

Dan Man is man you can trust. Dan Man is the manliest man. He can take any fall, any blow and any kind of hits from anyone and anything. Dan Man is someone who you should never mess around with. He attacc, he protecc, but more importantly he’s more than a snacc. Dan Man is a Bangu Man. if he bangus it’s game over. so make sure you you always stay cautious around Dan Man. The Acts of Dan Man will be continued. Dan Man is the most beautiful man. Dan Man is mountain man. Dan man, Dorito Man. Always remember to be nice to Dan Man and he will be nice to you back. It is an honor to be in Dan Mans presence, he will lead America back to being great again. So count on Dan Man for he is Dan Man.
Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.

wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.
by BANGUMAN August 22, 2019
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Frost Man

A large, ice based robot in Dr. Wily's forces. Not exactly the brightest of the bunch.
Frost Man cried out, "I'll crush you! I'll make a popsicle of you!"
by Marz October 30, 2003
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