Instagram for normies. Basic jokes. The kind of humour your grandparents find funny. Sometimes has a laugh track or plinky plonky music in the background. The people use exaggerated body language instead of talking. You know what I'm talking about...
Another reel of a girl rejecting a guy who turns out to have a Lamborghini? Looks like I'm on Normiegram again
by basedwordsmith April 14, 2025
Get the Normiegram mug.The utmost hatred and disgust when you hear the name Norman. You hear the name and literally want to vomit everywhere
Friend 1: "did you hear what Norman did today?"
Friend 2: **projectile vomit everywhere**, "don't mention that fucker ever again, I'm normanphobic"
Friend 2: **projectile vomit everywhere**, "don't mention that fucker ever again, I'm normanphobic"
by Chickenfeet27189 April 25, 2025
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I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.
by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025
Get the Norman's a dick mug.A baseline idiot.
The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.
The person who lives and breathes insecurity.
The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.
The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.
The baseline failure of all human behavior.
The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.
They are cognitively incapable of anything else.
Hence our civilization:
Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is
1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other
Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.
Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.
This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.
The person who lives and breathes insecurity.
The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.
The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.
The baseline failure of all human behavior.
The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.
They are cognitively incapable of anything else.
Hence our civilization:
Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is
1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other
Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.
Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.
This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
by passportbrowiki May 6, 2025
Get the Normie mug.A self-appointed enforcer of social norms, minor rules, or perceived standards of behavior — usually in public or service settings — without any actual authority.
Normlords tend to act entitled, overbearing, or escalate trivial situations with unnecessary outrage.
Normlords tend to act entitled, overbearing, or escalate trivial situations with unnecessary outrage.
“Total normlord at the cafe today — lectured a guy for ordering before the barista called him.”
“My neighbor’s a normlord. He called the council because someone’s recycling bin lid was left open.”
“Don’t be so normlordy — it’s a dog park, not a courtroom.”
“My neighbor’s a normlord. He called the council because someone’s recycling bin lid was left open.”
“Don’t be so normlordy — it’s a dog park, not a courtroom.”
by MousesMee July 5, 2025
Get the Normlord mug.A slang term that merges the concepts of "something that is supposed to happen" and "something that occurs frequently." It highlights the discrepancy between societal expectations and actual occurrences, even when the reality is not truly "normal."
Failing a class because I spent all my time scrolling on TikTok and YouTube Shorts is considered normal at my school, but it definitely doesn't feel right!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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