dick-to-mouth resuscitation

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

by christzak December 9, 2008

foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.

see: open mouth, insert foot

I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.

Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

running your mouth

to keep on talking on a subject that is causing distress to others and provoking a fight

If you keep running your mouth, you are going to cause a big fight!

by Pino Citron January 17, 2008

Spit in my mouth

It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.

"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.

by His Cockwarmer May 5, 2019

what that mouth do

a question towards a woman asking if they give blowjobs and how skilled they are at their craft of giving neck

Man:So whats good for tonight

Women: anything whats up
Man:aye i was wondering,"what that mouth do"
Women: Don't play with me

by Nomaj October 31, 2013

trout mouth heathen

A rude, obnoxious, overboverbearing, disrespectful, arrogant, scandalous, shady, rank, person who will do and say anything to attract any attention to satisfy the need to be seen. Just stankness!! Perferrablity juvenile but can filter into the 20's and a few heathens who make it to old age.

Last time I checked, it did not say Facebook was a dating site, 900 talk dirty, or Hustler, Penthouse or anything in that category. DO NOT get up here knowing me all of 5 minutes and ask for a pic or send me your Vienna Sausage. Damn trout mouth heathen!!! If your 17 Ima send it to your Mom, if your 20 to 39 your wife or girlfriend will get it, if your older your Mom will get it cause yiu know we know you still live there!! That's so DISGUSTING & DISRESPECTFUL!!!! By the power invested in me I pronounce you blocked, deleted, and reported. :)

by Flossie Mae's Mommy February 23, 2017

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020