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Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned
Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.
by Aramis January 23, 2006
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Ho Mole

ho mole | (hō mōlē) | noun | slang

A blind prostitute, whore, skank, sleaze, or slut.
by KadV October 18, 2008
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Déjà ho

When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y September 19, 2015
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Crush-hoed

When you get a crush after a short time of being with someone. And it makes you feel as if you are a hoe.

:(
It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....

I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
by WeridGirl101 July 21, 2016
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Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008
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Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.
Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(
by rougher12 August 14, 2014
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ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.
Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.
by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008
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