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ho-telling 

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.
Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.
ho-telling by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008
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verb. To whine about something, especially that which has nothing to do with them, that would not bother any reasonable person.
Did you read what Ben posted on Twitter? He isn't even involved. He's howelling!

Why are you howelling? That joke has nothing to do with you!
Howelling by ziggity zaggity December 20, 2020
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Hotelling it 

The action of getting a hotel room for an extensive period of time when you were supposed to be staying with friends, in a short-term rental or similar.
Tom: "so did you get that apartment for your four-week internship?"
Marianne: "nah, I ended up hotelling it."
Hotelling it by Hotel-chick June 7, 2011
verb. To complain about something no reasonable person would complain about, especially if it is completely unrelated to you.
That Karen over there was Howelling because I brought my dog to the park.
Howelling by IAmNotBen December 21, 2020

hoteling 

A consulting term where somebody takes up a workspace that is not their's for temporary use. Hoteling usually is used in the IT consulting field, and applied to a cubicle environment
The guy in the cubicle close to me is hoteling
hoteling by AwesomeConsultant March 13, 2009

Hovelling 

Hovelling means to stink about all day in one specific small enclosed space, not doing much, but being too busy to have a face to face social life.
Man 1: Where's Lois?
Man 1: She's hovelling about upstairs in her room.
Hovelling by Jap Seye October 26, 2010

hotelling 

An office setup in which mobile workers do not have permanent desks or cubicles and so must reserve a workspace when they come into the office.
Consultant #1: I spend so much time at customer sites that I don't need an office.

Consultant #2: Welcome to the Wild World of Hotelling!
hotelling by JRob October 26, 2005