friltilted

The act of attempting to dress oneself formally, but in doing so failing miserably and resulting in ones appearance seeming disheveled and unkempt.

"Man, did you see Jessica Simpson on E! last night? She was looking pretty friltilted!"

by Cash Money + Flow November 30, 2006

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008

Fruit factory

A richly flavoured butt-burger.

"I've just rendered that toilet a hazard zone, there's a thriving fruit factory in that hole"

by Willysd March 21, 2007

fruit loop

fruit loops rock. the best things ever.

Alex almokhamad is a fruit loop

by we the best fruit loops January 18, 2008

Fruitastic basket

one who wears fruity clothes

jesse is a fruitastic basket

by tofutown March 15, 2008

fruitbag

1. a skank, cat biter, uncool, uncleanly, or a person who listens to antikevin music

shutup, you fruitbag

by paulakamike June 24, 2008

Fruitheadio

Whatever you want it to be.

Wow Mallory is a fruitheadio.

by Manly Man6969 May 1, 2009