fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.

I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.

by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

fake cute

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

by _paaiiggee__ October 3, 2017

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

fake ass hoe

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

Fakebook

Fat book of rip-off transcriptions of sheet music of all genres. Illegal because the musicians who wrote the music get no royalties.

I can't believe they're getting away with selling these fakebooks in this music store.

by ScandalBlue July 3, 2008