Normal Facing

Going from dying of laughter right to your normal face, whilst saying normal face in the process.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.

by DreckTheSwiss April 1, 2010

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

Hand-Faced

To go get out of your mind drunk

Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced

by chrisma234 May 17, 2010

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

dynamic facial

Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.

Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.

by Peter Angelos April 28, 2011

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011