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by tgodboi December 4, 2010
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dirt devils

a softball team you should think of joining its one of the best and their some great softball players on these teams(:
DAYUMMMM, did you see those dirt devils!
by dirtdevilherself October 4, 2010
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dictophobia

The irrational fear of repeating ones self in daily conversations with others,such as the sufferer's friends or randoms members of the public.The 'condition' causes the subject to be shy most of the time,leading to them to be commonly inaudible because of there low level of confidence this can commonly lead to awkward situations where the sufferer has to 'repeat themselves' to enable the listener to hear them.

the Howard Newton case of 1989 changed the way people percieved sufferers of dictaphobia,bringing to light the awful way they were treated,Howard Newton is the man who changed all this,he noticed the segregation of the 2 sufferers of dictophobia,they had to use 'dictophobia' toilets,buses,nightclubs and...umberella's.Howard newton followed the life of the sufferers(not hard there were only two of them).He made them feel wanted,he changed the speechist comments made about them and took his case to the high finland courts.the court trial was more important than the first man on the moon palaver.A massive 4 billion people watched the trial and this changed the perception of dictophobia,and by 2010 the sufferers where finally dead...

dictophobes are individuals that are scared of people with dictophobia,often acting on this fear with verbal abuse such as 'look at that 'dirty dic' and ahhh! he won't repeat what he said'. yes they are sad people.
SUFFERER:Hello,i have dictophobia...
PERSON 1:WHAT?
SUFFERER:....

SAD PERSON1: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVING THEM MORE RIGHTS
PERSON2:YOUR SUCH A DICTOPHOBE
SADPERSON1:NO...STOP NAMING ME
PERSON2:I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE YOUR INSECURE YOURSELF
SADPERSON1:NO! YOU...
PERSON2:WHAT?
SADPERSON1:....
PERSON2:POINT PROVED!
by onevoice January 22, 2011
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Dirt

A place holder, much like zero, without a positive or negative connotation. Often used when no other words come to mind.
Mom: Honey, your waffles are ready.
Me: Dirt! haha

Dirt! that movie was alright.
by dahveeed April 22, 2011
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dirt road swagg

dirt road swag is like regular swag except it's for hillbillys, rednecks, and country people.

swag hillbillies rednecks swagger
person one: he always wears those camo clothes and work boots
person two: thats cause he's got that dirt road swagg
by remi22 May 15, 2011
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Dirtballologist

a. A person or group of people who's living conditions are so disgusting, totally by their own choice, that their living space appears to outsiders as if it is were possibly a twisted experiment on the fringes of science studying the degree of filth in which one can survive. This leads one to the conclusion that these people must then be highly specialized researchers, Dirtballologists.

b. Someone who's self esteem is so low that they choose to spend most of their free time hanging with others who's actions are usually so despicable and/or untrustworthy that they are commonly referred to as Dirtball's or Dirtbag's.
Wow! I was over at Teresa (see definition #10) and Jimmy's house yesterday and those two are really dedicated Dirtballologists. I was scared to breathe in that place dog, what a rat hole!

What is Jimmy doing with Teresa (definition #10)? He must be a Dirballologist because she's a freaking Dirtbag yo!
by kamikaze-bonsai September 30, 2011
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dictoral

From Facebook: "<referencing Ebonics> Hell no! I mean dictoral words, but listening to some mc's I'd never think to use some of the words they use."
by lxpetrik October 19, 2011
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