Cream sandwich

The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie

Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast

by Gladdis Jankins January 6, 2008

ice cream zombie

you absolutely love ice cream and may even kill a man over you usually become an ice cream zombie after being Haagen Dazed.

"I am going to kill the guy behind the Carvel counter if he takes more then 5 seconds." said jeff "dude chill out you're being an ice cream zombie." said joe

by Carlidious January 1, 2008

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

Handsome Cream

A combination of things that makes ones confidence rise, which in return produces swagger.

My fresh shape got me feeling myself, I got that handsome cream on today!

by Mr. Yeah September 6, 2009

squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

cream green dream

1. Referring to the antidepressant drug Prozac when thought of as a positive thing.
2. This drug’s alleged pleasant effects.

Originally Prozac capsules were made in the colours cream and green.

I’m feeling low and I need my cream green dream.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014