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Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs
The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie
by Basket1 May 22, 2025
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City Cow

City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/

Definitions:

1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."

2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."

3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:

1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."

2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:

3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."

4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."

🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:

5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."

6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):

7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
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Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy
person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"
by ophora December 15, 2010
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trash cow

a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.
The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.
by Dog Shit Mike August 30, 2013
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cow pawed

by Dialecter January 23, 2017
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Cow worship day

i have the biggest cow for cow worship day
by holden dn June 7, 2021
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More than one way to skin a cow

No one wears cats, but many people wear cows.
Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."
by Highly educated April 8, 2022
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