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Element of Surprise

An all girls robotics team who is hardworking. They have had many laughs and have shed tears together but always come together in the end.
by hwekfhwifywh22 October 9, 2016
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suprise bush

This is a word that is used, by people with extreme intelligence, instead of ambush.
*(thinking to self) Hmmmm... A bush and umm seems to be a suprise or something, like an ambush but I think that SUPRISE BUSH would sound MUCH better...*

HEY I GOT IT GUYS....SUPRISE BUSH!

*Shake Heads*
by Eric Kennedy May 6, 2005
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Suprise sex

A phrase used by people who are ignorant and perpetuate rape culture.

Also known as:
Sexual assult /Rape : Sexual contact without the victims consent.
Girl:"I was raped."
Idiot who is also an asshole :"It was just suprise sex, you were asking for it."
Normal people:"That rape you asshole there is no such thing as suprise sex."
by Hamiltons Pseudonym July 10, 2017
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surprise-sex

Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).
by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003
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Surprise

When one takes the action of farting but then realizes that they actually just shat themselves, thus creating the sense of being surprised.
Ray decides that it would be funny to let loose odorous gas, but then realises he shat himself in his attempt making him surprised when he discovers brown streaks lining his undergarments.
by BlackFeign March 14, 2008
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Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.
MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
by Monnon September 25, 2009
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Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
These wonton noodles taste funny.
by jmc October 15, 2002
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