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The Rattle Snake 

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.
Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night
The Rattle Snake by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Tony Tube-Snake 

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.
I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

Solidus_Snake 

Solidus_Snake, not to be confused with the Metal Gear Solid character, is the persona of an individual on IRC. Unbeknown to him, not many people take a liking to him as he acts childish and insincere to others. He lacks the ability to form complex and successful insults (See Examples) and seemingly lacks the ability to man up and use his mind to outwit people. He'd rather boast and show off the power given to him by some unsuspecting individual.

This character has also been known to try to sass up girls on IRC. Pathetic much? Although he tries, he's known to be very unsuccessful as most girls just use him knowing what a loser he is. If calculated, the success rate for said sassing would be approximately .0001%, mainly due to calibration error in the apparatus used to measure which would otherwise give him a good 'ole 0%. He also shows possession in said girls. Which is.. lol at best. Especially when they don't see him anymore than a name on IRC.

In Addition to weak insults and unsuccessful sassing, the only thing he contributes is his jealousy of others and the ability of bragging about the useless expensive things he buys, which the average Joe would actually find as a big waste and not really "all that" anyway.

He's a well known power abuser as well, give him a taste and he'll use it when in disagreement. Seriously, win an argument with your mind not your status. When said power is taken away, however, he will complain and bitch and moan until he gets it back trying to push all the blame onto someone else rather than his trigger-happy fingers.

Not only that, but his knowledge seems to be very limited to the things he's come in contact with. By that, I mean that he will use biased sources in order to prove himself to be "right." Such a said source would be this very UrbanDictionary.

If another said person were to exist, be sure to call him/her a "Solidus Underscore Snake". Hopefully people know what you mean.
Examples of insults:
He's Canadian yet he accuses people of being Republican because he thinks it's insulting:
<Solidus_Snake> REPUBLICAN!!!!!!

That's because his definition of republican is from this site.

Wow, your knowledge of government agencies must have stemmed from.. Call of Duty 4?
*Solidus_Snake sends the SAS after <nickname>

lolsassing
*Solidus_Snake huggles stephie
*Solidus_Snake cuddles with Miu-chan

one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"
Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.
one-eyed snake by gwo August 23, 2005

poop snake 

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.
that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead
poop snake by codyallen January 29, 2009

Tube Snake 

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"
Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Tube Snake by g-diggity August 31, 2008