trouser snake oil

Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not produced by a reputable pharmaceutical company (and thus of dubious safety and efficacy). The subject of much of the spam you receive and (sensibly) discard.

Hey, check out this spam. The writers claim to be able to cure any illness, but that seems like a stretch when they haven't mastered spelling. Must be hawking trouser snake oil.

by Patrick Graydon December 9, 2008

snakes on a plane

1. To show or tell that something is interesting or "cool"
2. It can also be used with a modifyier "snakes on a mother fucking plane"

1. Joe:Did you see the latest episode of Battlestar Galatica?
Bob:Yeah it was so snakes on a plane!
2. Joe:Did you see that awesome jump?
Bob:That was so snakes on a mother fucking plane

by Steven Wagoner September 9, 2006

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?
Source: Vincenz, Staten Island, NY

by Vincenz March 15, 2007

Move like a snake

A person with no hips moves side to side and puts there hands on there hip and face

I move like a snake in class cause I have no hips

by Xxxlifeofalixxx November 18, 2019

There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

ride the snake

Term used for drinking a copious quantity of yerba maté or other stimulating beverage.

Before drinking what would be the first of many cups of late night maté, he said, "Time to ride the snake."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006