Smith

He has hair that makes him look Jewish or sum shit

He looks like a smith

by Smittysonian August 22, 2019

Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

Smithism

Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.

Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.

Smithism.

by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019

Smithme

don't caress me

Smithme don't caress me, I'm good I don't want to be your bestie.

by smithme November 13, 2019

Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.

“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”

by Eddie.d November 17, 2019

smathering

To demolish someone’s definition of a word.

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!

by Tifficent December 6, 2019