Smile

A smile brightens your day and makes you feel happy or at least makes me feel happy 😃

Have a break have a smile 😊 relax.

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Smile

Smile it's the thing that makes you happy everyday of your life,when you smile you get happy immediately.Smile is a feeling that you get when something makes you happy and you wanna show it to people.

A Smile

makes me feel better

by Ashley QTπ February 11, 2019

sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

size four

Size four is 1980s slang for an erection.

Boner. Erection.

Ex: Jimmy wore his thin white sweatpants to the dance so the girls could feel his size four when they slow danced.

Ex: Despite a raging size four, Erik was a chicken ass and wouldn't scoof.

Ex: Though Larry's erection curved significantly it was still a size four.

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 8, 2019

Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

Seized Piston

Can only be done in cold climates. When you are having sex or masturbating and when you are about to bust you run outside and stick your penis the snow.

I tried a seized piston last week

by Hduwbdwkcn April 15, 2019

Slizerp

The act of intensely slurping a drink
But less intense than shlorping a drink

Hey RJ me and the boys are slizerping some caprisuns join us

by Crd W April 28, 2019