Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

Female Teacher Syndrome by FatherJim May 19, 2015

Endless Piss Syndrome

When one urinates for extended amounts of time, generally significantly longer than their normal amount of time. Endless piss syndrome often occurs in the form of many small outbursts of urine after the main stream has ended. This can happen from a number of different factors, one is drinking way too much Coffee.

Dude I've been stood here for hours, I have a major case of Endless Piss Syndrome

Endless Piss Syndrome by ReallyCoolDude June 3, 2015

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome 

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.

Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome by Arboretum July 16, 2016

Angry elf syndrome 

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.

"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"

Angry elf syndrome by Heyitsdaddyacids December 12, 2016

Itchy anus syndrome 

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

Itchy anus syndrome by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Max Keeble Syndrome 

When an individual knows they are moving to another town or city, and thus begins acting in a uninhibited manner with disregard for future consequences .

Based on the plot of the 2001 film "Max Keeble's Big Move"

Dude , ever since Victor found out he's moving to Mexico he's been hollering at all the bitches. I think he got Max Keeble syndrome.

Max Keeble Syndrome by gidzilla June 15, 2017

Dead lighter syndrome 

When your "lighter" is dead af and there is not a "store" open to go get one even if you had a ride. So you want to smoke do badly but there's no possible way no "lighter" no stove or toaster either therefore your left a with DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME.

THAT GUY YEAH THAT GUY HE HAS DEAD LIGHTER SYNDROME HAVE HE AIN'T SMOKING NOTHING!

Dead lighter syndrome by Snowflakebaby February 26, 2018