st louises 

absolute stinking bastards go to St louises wif their shitey coloured uniform

the only good thing about the school is Mr falls

may watch u don't get jumped by cunty 2nd years getting on like they own the place as if they haven't been er 5 minutes

u will get fuck all in life and be found on Castle Street if u go there

schools absolute shite and so is all the minging cunts in it

person 1: I go to all saints wbu

person 2: aye I can fucking tell u fat bastard and I go to St louises

person 1: aye ur getting fucking no where in life in at shitey school ye bastard

st louises by faggettt October 4, 2023

st ignatious 

give head to eachother and the year 8S are gay

Gay meaning St ignatious

st ignatious by Coona November 21, 2023

St. Maries 

The waiting line to see a donkey show.

I can't believe I've been in St. Maries three days already. I hope none of my friends see me here.

St. Maries by anonymous December 20, 2023

St Walburg 

St Walburg's got its quirks, its a cozy town where the vibe's a bit offbeat. Sure, there's some mischief and occasional shenanigans, but it's more about eccentric characters than straight-up danger. The streets might be worn, dreams a bit tattered, but underneath it all, there's a unique charm to this place that keeps folks hooked, quirks and all.

Person 1: "Yo! I'm thinking bout havin some fun."

Person 2: "Let's go to St Walburg bud, we can get wild with them 13 year old alcoholics!"

St Walburg by goofydoof December 21, 2023

St. Anger 

The reason my family put me up for adoption

"St. Anger got me a new family"

St. Anger by LNH69 January 1, 2024

st brendan 

a school in miami where the coolest ppl ever go to, way better than lourdes, west minister, carrollton, palmer trinity, and all other schools. we like columbus and belen boys cause they’re so hot and have long schlongs.

guy 1: did u see that hot ass girl?
guy 2: yeah what school does she go to?
guy 1: st brendan definitely

st brendan by bibi and la January 22, 2024

St. Johns College Highschool 

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

St. Johns College Highschool by jawnster January 23, 2024