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calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers
As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!
by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015
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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.
-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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didly slapper

A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.
by Carl55737995336. May 6, 2016
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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016
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ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her
P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.
by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016
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twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring
The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night
by Jack broman June 2, 2016
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Madison Slapshot

The act of pulling open the back of someone else's pants and defecating in them and releasing them causing a slapping effect. Originated in Madison County, Maine as a form of hasing amongst school aged pals.
Shut up or I'm going to give you a Madison Slapshot!
by J.D.C. October 5, 2016
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