Poser

Someone who acts like they're from Baltimore even though they're from outside Harrisburg. Someone who has not only a thousand different screen names or online profiles, but also has fictional hometowns or current locations, fictional lives to go with them. A poser tries to outdo other people at silliness while trying to get taken more seriously than everyone else.

The poser was always this and that, always under somebody else's skin to make himself/herself look/feel more authentic. The poser wanted an authentic image.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.

The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

poose

go to sleep

"yo man ima poose gn"

by Lil Jabarri January 1, 2021

Poser

Someone who tries to take someone else's entire life.

The poser assassinated Jesse then tried to become the next Jesse after his death.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2021

Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.

The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021