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Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.
Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.
by Dutypizza March 21, 2020
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do say please

do you wanna drink of water?”

“do say please
by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020
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Brewski me please!

Mid-west, AKA Yooper metaphor to, "beer me please!"
(Somewhere in a Minnesoooota bar):

Kyle: Brewski me please!
Bartender: .......? Ooooooh I see what you did there. You betcha, coming right up!
by KM994 September 19, 2020
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Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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Pass the butter please

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"
by KJSW69 May 10, 2021
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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
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