mastdebate

A self-debate as to whether or not one should masturbate. Similar to "masterdebate", but it is widely agreed that this version seems to make more sense.

Karen: What's wrong, Jaquan?
Jaquan: I don't know, man. I'm having a mastdebate

by panicatthedisco365 December 12, 2015

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016

Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

Madsturbation

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

by Yeetdab June 11, 2017

Majesturbate

To masturbate in a majestic manner

The king and queen are known to majesturbate after a long day of ruling the kingdom.

by Anonzombie August 17, 2017

basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

by masisgay April 19, 2018

Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018