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japanese landmine 

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.
Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch
japanese landmine by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014
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veitnamese landmine 

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room
Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby
veitnamese landmine by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

Helicopter Landing Pads 

A slang term for unusually large nipples.
Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)
Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.
Nuts Landing by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005
was a gorgeous baby boy with big blue eyes. he loved attention, hugs and lollipops. although he left to go to heaven when he was only 5 months old, he still lives in the hearts of many. his favorite word was daddy, his favorite food was mashed potatoes and he loved to cuddle and especially loved to sing for mommy. hes the cutest little angel in heaven now.
rip landyn
landyn by riplandyn July 25, 2011

Flat lander 

A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
Learn to drive, you flat lander!
Flat lander by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009