The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw March 02, 2016
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 October 20, 2015
the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
by blah's February 09, 2011
by Mftc March 29, 2024
When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
by RengarHater February 27, 2024
To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014