The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. Another way of saying "Blue Balls".
When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.
Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.
Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
Get the Nut Jumpsmug. by ChicagolandSeagul March 6, 2022
Get the Jump on thismug. The opposite of Jump the shark!
by bim bim April 18, 2019
Get the Jumped the Frogmug. First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick
by ira reed January 19, 2009
Get the Hippo Jumpmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Genres Are Expressive Notions That Are Expressed Whilst Journal With Any Material/Object, Also Know As "'Jump Scares'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug.