Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy

Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.

by aep90 September 10, 2020

Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.

Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.

by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

second hand smoke

when someone is smoking/vaping and they blow it into your mouth
usually something you ask for

‘is that mango ice? can you second hand smoke me?’
‘sure man’
*blows smoke into mouth*

by lalalalallalalalakal December 2, 2023

ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.

Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."

by hypnomatic November 23, 2023