Hamer

A crazy ass teacher, one is that often old and has wirey ass hair and stinky breath.

Damn, she's a hamer alright...

God, what a crazy ass hamer

Bro, all these teachers be hamer's I swear

by Litttytitty151 October 23, 2019

Hammer

This is not a drill

I repeat, this is not a drill (it’s a hammer)

by Kierancraft December 2, 2019

Hammerbone

To receive the bone hammer in an unexpectedly forceful and violent manner. One should note this doesn’t imply a lack of consent, you volunteered for the situation you find yourself in.

Teacher: Everybody’s doing so good on these tests. We might have to make them a lot harder.
Cole: y’all are about to hammerbone us.

by Tha Big Dumb Missile December 11, 2019

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020

Hammer

Another word for Heroin. Aka Golden Brown.

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!

by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020

hammer heading

the act of a male wearing a strap on(during a three some) attached to his buttox and thrusting his pelvis in a back and fort motion in order to simultaneously penetrate both females at once

I was with jordan and marlee and we got horny so I began hammer heading and all sexual tensions were relieved.

by hammerheadsharkdtx April 28, 2020

Hammerederd

When you are so drunk you find Carol Baskins second husband attractive you're probably hammerederd.

I'm so hammerederd i waited six days at a glory hole to suck Carol Baskins second husbands cock.

by Viola cumsalot May 23, 2020