Hammerederd

When you are so drunk you find Carol Baskins second husband attractive you're probably hammerederd.

I'm so hammerederd i waited six days at a glory hole to suck Carol Baskins second husbands cock.

Hammerederd by Viola cumsalot May 23, 2020

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HAMMEREDDRUNK

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

HAMMEREDDRUNK by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010

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hammeredrunk

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

hammeredrunk by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

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Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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