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Fake Summit 

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.
“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”
Fake Summit by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018
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The kind of make-up Instagram girls wear that looks really fake.
Bro, look at this thot wearing fake-up.

Facestool 

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.
Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills
Facestool by Admiral radman February 8, 2019
What one calls you when you cancel on plans especially last second
The last thing I heard before I hung up was "FAKE"
FAKE by Lechuga February 13, 2019
You have tons of money and fame and someone's hanging out with you because you have clout and they want that clout
Yo Jimmy hangs out with me because of my clout he is so fake
Fake by Ig: @kidaceee February 15, 2019

Fake Memories 

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.
Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
Fake Memories by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
A fake or a group of fakes is usually when someone has a fake personality or is a hypocrite or just 'that' UGLY
fake by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019