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Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.
Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker
by TimCT February 3, 2009
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Fachoina

Fachoina is mostly used as a greeting or something explicit to call someone. It is a multipurpose interchangeable word. Fachoina is similar (amongst other things) to hey dude, man, bro, that sort of thing. "Got Fachoina?" t-shirts have been created and are out everywhere! It is just a fun word to say or yell out. It is good for almost any situation.
FACHOINAAA!!!!, FACHOINA Dude what's goin on?, fachoina facheene fachoainA, you are such a fachoina man!, Got Fachoina?, She was hot did you get any fachoina last night?, Hey fachoina what should we drink tonight?, Take a look at that fachoina
by John Jizzle Fachoina April 6, 2009
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Faceclean

To take out all references to sex, and drugs or other naughty stuff, and to hide posts from friends who post those things.
You: Yo I got a new job and I gotta faceclean because my boss wants to be my friend.
Him: Oh yeah, well I had to faceclean because my Grandma friended me!
by bxtraylady June 23, 2009
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facebook counter stalking

This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.
by pussyposse December 7, 2009
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face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.
After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.
by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010
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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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facebook museum

When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.
"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."
by Tudou May 20, 2010
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