have her cake and eat it too 

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

have her cake and eat it too by Viola F. Blanton May 28, 2006

pre-eat 

to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.

Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.

Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.

I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.

I've always been a big pre-eater.

pre-eat by fleaquita November 14, 2009

you dont just eat em 

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you dont just eat em you dip em

you dont just eat em by cookie loverr February 24, 2017

Let'er eat 

Give a vehicle or machine all its got! FULLSENDING

Passenger: Let'er eat
Driver: Floors it

Let'er eat by Betmoney August 22, 2020

how to eat bread 

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

I know how to eat bread now

how to eat bread by Crispy pigeon taco October 12, 2021

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! 

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! by Kisame-sama February 7, 2010

Go eat a bagel 

A way of telling people to fuck off

first guy: "your mother is a smelly prostitute"
second guy: "go eat a bagel"

Go eat a bagel by David dDd Davidson March 21, 2010