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Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.
According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Captain Cracker

When a White guy takes to much pride in the simple fact that he is a White person
Person 1: "Oh boy! im sure proud i was born a White guy!!!!"
Person 2: "Shut up Captain Cracker."
by lil Buddha September 6, 2013
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Sea captain

A well calloused hand job. Most commonly given by weight lifters and longshoremen.
At first I wasn't too fond of Becky's sea captains but, I'm beginning to cum around. Plus the definition in those lats is crazy!
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
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Captain Fun

Being a boring miserable little shit, Ditching Ya m8s to ride the buses
Sean 'From the shire' Chartlon
Pale skinned, brown toothed mong!
Captain Fun himself
by Luke Anthony Lyons 1 December 21, 2008
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A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative
A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know
by M. C. squire May 24, 2021
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Whistle Captain

Whistle Captain is a pirate of a whistle, and blows loud frequencies that make you scream.
"Find the luxurious whistle captain!"
"WHISTLE!!!!"
"AHHH"
by Urban Explains November 17, 2023
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