Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 2, 2019

Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.

Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"

by Lostathome June 19, 2014

Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.

That guy is a bubblegum man!

by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019

Good man

Respectful

Michael is a good man and honest

by Sensi~Millia November 1, 2019

Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure

Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.

by Slomer eleven December 15, 2019

Cheeseburger Man

A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!

A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.

M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....

by I use bald head September 20, 2019