Person 1: did you know I’m always right?
Person 2: oh yeah! That’s right. Because you’re born on December 11
Person 2: oh yeah! That’s right. Because you’re born on December 11
by Kirotyluvr June 24, 2023
by Tomisatwat March 05, 2024
by mids99 July 30, 2009
A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.
I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(
by TMG4Lyfe December 08, 2019
by Dancergirl021606 March 20, 2018
2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
by gregben September 14, 2023
It is on this day that Maretha and Divvie have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.
For it was on this very special midsummer day
that Maretha and Divvie would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
by The other floob November 07, 2021