gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

My nigga ima whoop ur ass

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them

Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"

by shut up hei gui June 21, 2021

Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!

by Ktvtjvtivtiv February 18, 2019

i couldn't give a rat's ass

An expression meaning I couldn't care a less or give a shit about something.

Worker: "I was late to work because my car broke down goddamit!"

Boss: "I couldn't give a rat's ass if you got anally raped this morning! You're fired!"

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

im going to get in your ass

When one person is about to roast the other person

Boi im going to get in your ass

by Man Person man October 31, 2017

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008