sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

by BaskingMaw August 29, 2019

Four tenders in my six piece

When a girl (or whomever) is disappointed to find her man has a small penis.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night. Got four tenders in my six piece.”

by B1G JON August 29, 2019

My Thing

Something you like but not enough to give up anything you really like . It's just a thing no stings attached and definitely no love. Its not the one and you know it but it passes time and entertains you!

P1: what you going to do this weekend?
P2: I was going to do my thing till they canceled.
P1: very sorry man maybe the next one will work.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

Testing My Glider Redeploys

Going to jump off a high place. Hope that, when you press A on your Xbox or X on your Ps4 controller that a Glider will catch you. Therefore, Saving your life. Sometimes it doesn’t work and therefore... Your deceased. When this adjective is used it’s usually used to say your having a bad day and you no longer want to live

(Glider Redeploys - used in the game Fortnite that catch you when falling off of high places)

Carlo - “I'm listening to XXXTentacion right now, and damn It’s-”
Patryk - “Depressing... yeah.”
Carlo - “Might have to go on my roof so that I can test my Glider Redeploys.”
Patryk - “Bro same here.”
Carlo - “Well, see ya later man”
Patryk - “I’ll be testing my glider redeploys as well mannnnn.”

by NBA SlowBoy August 30, 2019

Feeding my anatomy

What your cold buddy will say to you when they have no popcorn

I will look for popcorn when I’m dont feeding my anatomy

by Kelsie💕 August 31, 2019

in my bubble

Your physical and mental personal space. When you are focused on positivity and someone is talking negatively.

Hey, I need my space, like I don't want to smell or feel you right now. Just get out of my bubble.

He had just aced his exam and everyone around was saying how it sucked. Hey, don't be shit-takking now, I'm in my bubble.

by Fantineirl September 2, 2019