Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018

lifts my moos

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

suck on my toes

when you want a sucking on your toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down

by Hahjakwn May 23, 2018

My Name Jeff

one of the most gayest and dead meme in the history, it's basically a guy saying "MY NAME IS JEFF"to some criminals.

Gay Normie: Oi, My Name Jeff
Me: *Gunshot*

by TriHard CX April 8, 2018

Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

by Goth cuck May 24, 2018

my bb raph

alyson's bae forever

omg my bb raph is so adOrABLE aHAH i'm dying

by emilixoxx April 11, 2018

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018