A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Teemu Werner October 11, 2021
Get the Top Redmug. by See Oh November 23, 2019
Get the Pop Topmug. by jankydank August 6, 2009
Get the carrot topmug. When you're driving home and getting road head, you smash her face down to the base of your junk. If you get her to throw up all over your cock, You Top Gunned her. She got pushed to the limit, past the point of no return, and then she cleaned the mess up.
Man I was driving home while Melissa was giving me head, and I jammed her face down on my dick so hard she top gunned everywhere!
by SirNastyNuts December 3, 2010
Get the Top Gunmug. a yoghurt top is the creation or brian from bb8 . it mean idiot . youghurt top could mean that someone who is a yoghurt top has a mind that is abit 'soft' or runny , which would mean they are abit stupid , although it has no link to people who actually have mushy brain , it is more of just an expression . this is the best explanation of this word as its creation , meaning and come-abouts are all that of bb8's brian
by phycadelia August 17, 2007
Get the yoghurt topmug. by NeroXenuLiger May 16, 2006
Get the Carrot Topmug. by domino66 November 22, 2010
Get the up topmug.