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The Scuffle of 1812

The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.
Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life."

Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"
by Servant 1832E October 28, 2022
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Schwarzenegger shuffle

Noun

The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.

Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023
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Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.
Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.
by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023
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Shanghai Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.
Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.
by Jackielai March 31, 2023
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Buck Shuffle

The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there
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YBA Shuffle

A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.
" When we kill this guy I'm gonna YBA Shuffle then leave."
EX 2:
"HE SHUFFLED ME!"
by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023
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Arkansas shuffle

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
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