Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009

Pants Nipple

penis

Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?

by SonsOfKahk May 14, 2015

sassy pants

a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.

“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”

by .chicken strip. July 21, 2019

schnookie pants

A term used to describe your boss when you want to get in their pants

Come into my office schnookie pants.

by bart the king October 1, 2013

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

plaid pants

the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.

"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"

by searching4cuteid October 27, 2022